now if you are reading this and havent read kaylas version of this then you better read that first. now to my story ps this is from the lemons point of view. ok so there i was in my lemon tree with my mom,dad,sisters,brothers,cousins and all my relatives when a truck came scooped me up and took me into a very cold store.soon after a pleasent lady picked me and a few others up and took me away.ive heard rumers about this woman she takes inocent salamanders from their home takes them to her torcher room and theese midgets would poke him and scare him then she through him into the wild!! the horror!!
she took me to her torcher chamber were a certain midget took her sword rose it above her head and then BAM i wathed as half of me rolled off her table and hit the floor!she picked it up with her slimey hands soon after took some pinchers and ripped out all of my guts while saying calming words like your large insion is almost done then ill tape you right up and you will feel all better!well i most certainly did not feel better i felt hollow and when her slippery hands flung me across the room my whole life flashed before me and i watched this is it i made made an overly dramatic hit to the ground.
well im up and running again that large insion and duck tape worked me wonders i feel like i lost like 20 oz and i could make over 5 glasses of lemonaid. well doc if you are reading this i would just like to thank you.and to mrs McEwin i dont think your as bad as how sal described you !
bye bye!
HA! That is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI especially love the.. well i most certainly did not feel better!