Well Hello, and thanks for dropping in! I am the incredibly, handsome, super, fantastic, exterminator of all evil! Also known as… the Philinator! Wait! Hold your applause because I am sure you know who I am from seeing me on the news, and in the paper, but you need to get a grip and catch your breath. Because I am actually on a Huge case! And by Huge I mean super scary and Dangerous!
The victim was a 23 year old lady. Apparently all the items in her home with words or labels were stolen! Not borrowed… STOLEN, and she is not the only one! The police think it is just a practical joke but the mayor thought differently so he asked me, the incredibly, handsome, super, fantastic, exterminator of evil… to get to the bottom of it!
Right now I am hot on his trail; I believe that the burglar is hidden in one of the warehouses in down town Ecoville. As I drive my super cool super hero car down Main Street a thought hits me! I still don’t know what to say when I catch him! Maybe I should say something like, Your evil days are over so get ready for your days of justice! Or maybe, end of the line bub! Or, Hah! You have been caught!
Here comes the big moment! I am opening the huge wooden door to the warehouse, I am walking in, I am telling you everything I am doing as I do it. Wait… what was that? “hehehe” said a voice in the dark, “Who’s there” I yell. “It is I my dear friend, Dizzy X”. “NOOOOOO,” I cry!! “Wait who is Dizzy X?” I ask as a huge irn cage comes down over me “oh No I’m trapped!” “Yes, yes you are, and I am here to take revenge on all humanity!” “But why?” I whine.
“Because when I was a child all through 12th grade, and even in college I was teased for being dyslexic! I soon told myself I would take revenge and now I am! I am going to take all things with words and switch them around so the only way to read is backwards! I will wreak havoc in the streets of Ecoville and later the WORLD!!” He bellowed to me. “well, I can see why you would be upset, but I am here to stop you!”
I effortlessly bent the bars of my cage and came shooting towards him, but he dodged me as I flew straight into the wall on the opposite side of the wall! The battle was fierce and as fast as you could say justice always prevails I had him tied by his feet to the ceiling if the warehouse “ Hah! Your evil days are over bub! And when I heard the police cars outside I knew my work was done so disappeared quickly through the window as they took their hostage captive! And there was peace in my city… for now.
